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Buckle up kiddos! We’re going to Sexy Fun Time Planet! This week, the HFO crew is joined by Tim O’Donnell to talk about “Justice”. The Edo are a fun-loving race of child-like horn dogs who make love at the drop … Continue reading →

ENGINEERING REPORT: Due to interference from a temporal anomaly, this episode is being released on the wrong star date. Back to our regularly scheduled hailing frequency patterns next time! This Episode finds the HFO crew examining what it truly means … Continue reading →

This week, the HFO crew boldly go where no one has gone before… because, well, that’s the title of this episode. We find our intrepid crew performing some “upgrades” to the warp drive. Wesley meets the Traveler, and d-bag Kosinski … Continue reading →

This week the HFO crew is all about finding the Ferengi! As the Enterprise-D crew is in pursuit of a Ferengi ship with stolen Federation goods, they encounter an energy-draining planet from a long-dead empire. Suspicions arise from both Starfleet and … Continue reading →

The HFO crew has one of their toughest missions yet! Season 1 Episode 3 – Code of Honor is largely regarded as one of the worst TNG episodes of the series… Will our intrepid crew manage to wade through the … Continue reading →

The crew of HFO are back and more naked than ever! In Episode 2, they encounter S1E2: THE NAKED NOW, and its going to their heads. While the Enterprise is observing a collapsing star, the away team encounters a science … Continue reading →