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Arranged marriages, galactic plagues, and the Hall of Wyatts… Oh My! In this week’s episode, the Hailing Frequencies Open crew tackles the season 1 epidsode: Haven! We explore the deep cultural heritage of the Betazoids and their practice of arranging… … Continue reading →

Q is back and better than ever! In this episode, the HFO crew gets ready to have all the powers of the Q continuum and we will abuse the crap out of it! When Riker is presented with a choice … Continue reading →

Back from a brief away mission, this week the HFO crew are tackling the next episode in the season one trek – THE BATTLE! We find the Enterprise crew reliving some of Picard’s early days in Starlet – whether he … Continue reading →

Buckle up kiddos! We’re going to Sexy Fun Time Planet! This week, the HFO crew is joined by Tim O’Donnell to talk about “Justice”. The Edo are a fun-loving race of child-like horn dogs who make love at the drop … Continue reading →

ENGINEERING REPORT: Due to interference from a temporal anomaly, this episode is being released on the wrong star date. Back to our regularly scheduled hailing frequency patterns next time! This Episode finds the HFO crew examining what it truly means … Continue reading →

This week, the HFO crew boldly go where no one has gone before… because, well, that’s the title of this episode. We find our intrepid crew performing some “upgrades” to the warp drive. Wesley meets the Traveler, and d-bag Kosinski … Continue reading →

This week the HFO crew is all about finding the Ferengi! As the Enterprise-D crew is in pursuit of a Ferengi ship with stolen Federation goods, they encounter an energy-draining planet from a long-dead empire. Suspicions arise from both Starfleet and … Continue reading →

The HFO crew has one of their toughest missions yet! Season 1 Episode 3 – Code of Honor is largely regarded as one of the worst TNG episodes of the series… Will our intrepid crew manage to wade through the … Continue reading →